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MagicBoy(11:54:54 8/12/2010)
I dreamed today. I am like a driver of some kind... and shortly I bring Lenin, he is completely alive and healthy, to some hotel, and I say - go my own, then I will take you to the meeting (it is YOU I am with him) and he is like this in the bathroom.. after 10 minutes he returns, all the hands in blue, eggs in small cuts.. and so in Lenin with a spell and characteristic pronouncement: -be, what a stained bath, I'm busy waiting for it to be poured on my belt, in seconds as soon as the belt was filled, I plunged, and it's like it's cracked! I go into the bathroom and hide - this fool, went into the shower cabin, pulled out all the slurry holes with socks and filled it in half, well, of course, it broke and he got the top of the cabin.)))
I dreamed today. I am like a driver of some kind... and shortly I bring Lenin, he is completely alive and healthy, to some hotel, and I say - go my own, then I will take you to the meeting (it is YOU I am with him) and he is like this in the bathroom.. after 10 minutes he returns, all the hands in blue, eggs in small cuts.. and so in Lenin with a spell and characteristic pronouncement: -be, what a stained bath, I'm busy waiting for it to be poured on my belt, in seconds as soon as the belt was filled, I plunged, and it's like it's cracked! I go into the bathroom and hide - this fool, went into the shower cabin, pulled out all the slurry holes with socks and filled it in half, well, of course, it broke and he got the top of the cabin.)))
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