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 10.12.2010
XXX: How did you sleep?
Yyy: A pseudo-builder has worked.
My phone number differs by one digit from the local hospital registration.
The baby calls (B)
I am : AL!
B: Oh... the short guts...
Then comes the second call.
I: The technical support.
B: Oh, the short hips
The third call...
Acceptance of peace!
B is rest? Sorry for the short slides.
The final call.
See also: Registration!
B: How long before I called you.
I: And don’t say, but you’re still wrong with the number...
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