Last week, when all of Germany was covered with snow, I had to run for 7 hours at the airport. When they landed in Berlin, the plane stood near the airport building for a long time and 30 minutes did not open the door. All so terribly angry after a long flight delay, even the patient Germans begin to argue.
Here, the captain of the ship announces that the reason for the delay in the landing of passengers is that the ground services can not connect the intestine to the aircraft. The reason is banal: slippery and on the ice the wheel simply blows.

The people in a quiet shock and here someone from the Russians loudly, to the whole salon:
That’s why they lost the war.