my friend on the phone was hanging in the shape of... a small condom... -"Where did I get it?" - "I don’t know, I gave it, probably from the Eurosite". I go somehow past the Eurosets... on me - fur headphones, under them headphones from the phone - listened to music... I go, and on the whole Eurosets (this I then already caught): "You have bricks in the shape of condoms?" People began to smile... The consultant says: "You would go to the pharmacy, ask them the smallest size!" Exactly! I go to the pharmacy... I go... Standing in line, I declare: "Give me condoms of the smallest size!" No pause, then the guys at the stand bended... Some silly statements began to my guy... The girl thought, strained, went somewhere and brought a really small condom (maybe folded like?Too big for tel. I take it in my hands and say (I didn’t expect it from myself): "It doesn’t eat!!! It is too big!! I need three times less!!Then everything drowned in choking... I decided to offend and proudly go away, but then the girl bended over the stand and whispered loudly, “Girl, let him go!” Even on the street through the headphones I heard their ugly whisper.