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 03.01.2011
xxx: Today I was in an accident - the car jumped into me from a meeting. When I returned home, I ran over the last 400 meters, running away from a bunch of robbers who knew the notes in the contours of my bag. And, fucking, in the evening, when I was enthusiastically reading a magazine, a cat suddenly broke into the door with a loud buzz.
Behold, I was so frightened that my heart hurt at midnight.
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