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 03.01.2011
One German firm put on the Belarusian factory some equipment, and, as it often happens with us, the factory was not able to pay with it money, but paid off the debt with its products - tractors... At first everyone was happy, but later the factory began to receive complaints about the new quality of plastic handles (which doors are opened from the inside), say they break instantly,- you press it and crust... Our: - And what h## you press on them, they need to be raised up... In general, they understand and ask: - Why did they do so? For safety reasons. and??? A drunk tractor driver will accidentally press his elbow and fall out of the cabin. P.S And as it turns out, our technology is the safest.
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