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 09.01.2011
WmP: The faithful today smiled. During the day, I sleep - since the new year, the regime has not completely recovered, and the beloved is angry all the time because of this, because I do not pay attention to her. Well, as a sign of protest, she begins to shake me up and shouts disgustingly and quickly: "Don’t sleep! Do not sleep! Do not sleep! Do not sleep! Do not sleep!"
WMP: I don’t think of anything. I just understand that I am being awakened and screaming over my ear "Pe-nis! The Penis! The Penis! Penis! Penis! and Penis!
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