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 14.01.2011
I have a friend for whom the lower row on the table for vision check is SHB... -7 shorter. So here's the story: We stand like in the feed near the food bar and here it is pierced - "I want a waffle"... Looking through the window, and there are the waffles "Privacy gnom", straight and written "Privacy" with large letters, and "left gnom" small entirely. He knocks at the window and says:
He said: “Hello (only that word he saw in the name of a wafel).”
A: Do we know each other?? to
He said: Give me it!
The Seller: Oh! Oh!? to

Everyone who was next to the lark and heard it just cried.
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