I found in my code two (or three) years ago such comments:

1st It would be easier to write this piece on a...
2nd // Somewhere here must be the main big cycle, but I lost it :-(
Three There is perversion here and there. Do not watch children under 16!
4 is and............
5 is This function is not affected!!! It works somehow!
6 is Tum purum purum, fireflies!
7 is Remove the hand does not raise... let it be.
8 is and cautiously! I stayed here for two days!
9 is // in principle, here you can do without an additional mass, but as aesthetic, more cultural than Javanevrot!