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 15.01.2011
There was a certain Matthew Urin (34 years old) - the owner of up to 5 banks -
“Slavyansky”, Trado-Bank, Bank “Money House”, Uralfinprombank and
of Donbanka. And also a lot of other companies.
Well he became him because his father is Roman Matveevich Urin, a 64-year-old member.
The Union of Veterans of Military Intelligence, appears to be a General-Major GRU.
When there is a roof, life is beautiful. Matthew lived in
I was riding with a whole corner and guard.
He was driving home on the Rublevsky highway on the dark evening of November 14 and suddenly his courtyard was overtaken by a regular BMW. And this is not by notion - the loaves cannot be overtaken.
Matthew Romanovich gave the order, and the guard first cut the BMW, and then slightly beat the bow and his car. As usual, I learned and forgot.
But this time it went different, and how it ended!!! to
Step one - the beaten Yorit Faassen turned out to be a Dutch subject
Step two – and former member of the board of directors of Stroytransgaz – one of the largest construction companies in Russia
Step Three - Yoorit may have met with a modest Russian girl
Ekaterina Vladimirovna P.
Step four - Ekaterina Vladimirovna P. complained to her father
Vladimir P., that her boyfriend was beaten.
The following day, the Federal Security Service detained seven employees.
“Bastion” and Matvey Urine on New Arbat with weapons and drugs in the cars.
Urine sent to the investigative isolator of the FSB "Lefortovo"
Chequists went to the businessman's house with a search and found a lot of interesting documents. As follows from the publications, in particular, a plan-scheme of bribery was found to the judges of the Moscow Arbitration Court.
The Central Bank has withdrawn licenses from all Urina banks.
Urina is now accused of hooliganism (up to 7 years), then apparently there will still be charges of bribery, fraud, etc. He will receive about 10 years of strangle in my opinion - with confiscation of property.

And all why? Because the humble Dutchman did not have the habit of cuddling, and Urine had the habit of bullshit.

Be polite on the road.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1101/o110114;1.html
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