The first rule of quantum physics: Don’t tell anyone about quantum physics.

The second rule of quantum physics: never tell anyone about quantum physics.

The third rule of quantum physics: the cat is sitting in the box as long as it takes.

The fourth rule of quantum physics: Don’t show a cat box to anyone. Even to myself.

The fifth rule of quantum physics: never open a box with a cat, for nothing, in any case.

The sixth rule of quantum physics is to look at Einstein as a shit.

The Seventh Rule of Quantum Physics: When you are in line for a shed beer, and it is here to end - use it.
Principle of superposition: stand in two rows at the same time or in three.

The eighth rule of quantum physics is that you can stay at home and go to work at the same time. See also p.7

The ninth rule of quantum physics: Time is not linear, but discreet. There are many worlds, our world is always divided.
Creating other worlds.

The tenth rule of quantum physics: Never tell anyone you smoked.