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 18.01.2011
Lisi4ka: Sasha, once again you give your boyfriend the keys, I will kill him!
ALEXA: For what? = – O
Lisi4ka: For what?I come home, I think the soup was left, I need to warm it up, at least to eat it humanly, I open the refrigerator - it's ALL full of beer!
AleksA: :-):-) And where is he?
Lisi4ka: I’m asking, Sherch, you didn’t see the pot standing here, where is it?
Alexis: What is it? It is :-)
Lisi4ka: He pulled it out!I’m out! and you know why?Because he had nothing to cook shrimp and because of the pot the beer did not get into the refrigerator!
Lisi4ka: I’m asking you idiot? what am I going to eat? and he’s telling you soup, shrimp, it’s better!
AlexA: Len, okay, today is Friday, we’ll drink beer with shrimp. Do you have soup? It is :-)
Lisi4ka: I... you found each other.
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