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 24.01.2011
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We were sent with two colleagues to the U.S. on a business trip, instead of two fined debtors (who usually went on a business trip). Arriving in New York. They did not meet us (although they should). While one colleague and I were looking for a way to get to the right place, another colleague confidently led us. We didn’t want to go after him at first, but we thought three were better than two, so we went after him. After a couple of hours of moving, we found ourselves in the office of our American counter-agent, to their (and our) great surprise. Yankees ask our companion (I do not guarantee the accuracy, but the meaning is this):
How did you find us? Have you been here before?
A colleague says:
- No, I've played GTA IV!
While the attendees fell in the BSoD, we quietly went to the sorting room, washed our hands, bought food.
No, that’s why a colleague showed the top map of the city and the routes of public transport, but agree, what was the initial effect!
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