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 25.01.2011
My mom works in the institute, my dad works in repairs, although he was also a teacher before.
The older brother bought his mother a new pot, arguing that he was ashamed of the old ones. The father shows him his old metal scissors and asks: “Don’t you be ashamed that your father cuts metal with such scissors?”
I am ashamed that my father is a metal director.
Father: What should he do?
Brother: Working at the Institute
Is this a prestigious type? Taking a bribe?
My mom doesn’t take bribes.
That’s why I cut the metal.
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