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 26.01.2011
Served in the army for two years. I was there at the headquarters.
The most memorable was the handing over of the results of the half-year to the commander of the division.
The results were presented in the form of a large poster - about 3 per 2 meters.
But drawing them has not become fashionable anymore - we are a modern army!
They were printed on the printer. The A4. Moreover, the laser was preserved and everything that had time was printed on the matrix.
Every six months at 21.00 we were informed that by 7.00 a.m. the poster should be a speech.
And we three all night as damned, pumping coffee, printing sheets of paper, scalpeled (real such scalpel - to the office knives did not progress then) cut the sheets and glued scotch.
Only for the third time came the enlightenment - to the general, which is written in the poster. We just changed our hat.
Happiness is here :)
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