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 27.01.2011
I sit in a smoker. One friend (1) in the other (2) is trying to take a babble.
Give money before your salary.
I don’t have money... I just got divorced recently. He left all his property and money to his wife.
What are you, idiot? The naked? Go to your wife and take her.
Give it to me and borrow it to me.
2: I can not. I treated her as a knight.
1 The Knight! Well, let me stick to her and say, ‘I am a knight’s messenger. Pick up!"
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