It was in the shopping center. I stand in a line, and involuntarily pay attention to the subject, which is already turning the third circle, near a section with very expensive watches.The subject himself wore sports pants "Abibas", shoes with a narrow nose, a hat, in general, a real Russian Intelligence. After a while (and a couple of circles), he gets a cell phone and begins to scream:
- Do you hear, Kelen, boilers (hours), for three thousand rubles (thousand) to take?
No, for forty it will be expensive, I myself for forty... No, Kolyan, let him take a tricycle. Everything else is cheap...
And then the phone begins to ring... The unwilling listeners of the monologue begin to nervously chick.
The man takes the phone:
and allo! The knees? You go to the knee!
I have not heard such a laugh for a long time.
(c) The Dark God