I bought a nail yesterday.
I came and said, “Give me a nail.” Seller: What are you? I want to be killed in the wall. Seller: How long are you at least? I: Well... not so long... so that the neighbor’s wall doesn’t break. Seller: How much do you have? I: I am the 4th seller: 4 kg? What do they mean by kilograms? I need four nails.
xxx: the seller sadly looked at me and gave me 4 nails for free)