bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате]
 04.02.2011
The night. I woke up with the cat knocking at the door. I am listening. I hear him whispering at the door and whispering so evil I mean I was already scared (because on the eve I looked at horrors) I steal in the dark on the plinths and I hear on the staircase cell a long but powerful... Such a direct wolf. The cat whispers, I am green. The first thought, "Return!"" Remembered all the prayers, then apparently the brain turned on, I think, probably the dog somehow wonderfully confused (which is strange to us the homephone, the concierge, the guard) I think the cat will not react like this if it is not a dog. The same is scary. And again "UUUUUUUUUUUUU". Plunged into the network found the number of catching dogs - well, he knows what there is for a cow. After the war, there was a feeling that there was a cock, not a dog. Shortly after 4 p.m. I hear that they came for the dog (the war will continue before that)... and I hear a wild laugh. It turns out right a little to the left of my door was sitting some idiot of 17 years and quietly so long voiced. I look (fearfully), the guys laugh and say - already the third one for today... Sigmund then barely left, the cat was terrified very much.
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna