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 06.02.2011
and politeness. In 2002, my friend went to Scandinavia with his friends to rest. Arrived there in the car of their friends, Land
The Rover. Because they went to rest in the winter, the tyre on the car was special-shaped. I am not going to go on vacation in Finland.
Further, their journey was across the ocean on a passenger ship to Florida, USA.
The first police officer on American soil stopped them and warned about the mandatory replacement of the rubber. His warning was forgotten before he left. The next officer was an African American. He stopped them and urged them to change the tire at the nearest station. The conversation was in possible English from our side. The car owner’s wife during the conversation was sitting next to the passenger seat and carelessly dropped her husband: “Let you put this Negro in the ass.” Suddenly, the policeman changes his face, gets the forms for fines and writes out the boys a fine of $2,500. For insulting a police officer during execution. There is a microphone and a camera hanging on his uniform. When he was talking to foreigners, his conversation was retransmitted to the area where people who knew languages were sitting. They had to tell him about negotiations between foreigners. It happened this time too. Hearing the translation from the site, where he was sent and with what complaint, the policeman did not restrain himself. The trip to the United States was reduced in degrees and much. The guilty woman no longer wanted anything and did not ask for herself. I don’t know how you, but I have one conclusion from this story – politeness should not be forgotten, dear comrades.
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