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 06.02.2011
GivenChy (11:30:59 5/02/2011)
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GivenChy (11:37:03 5/02/2011)
I decided not to spend a lot of time buying a bowl for a working day, buying a double portion every two days. Yesterday took spices (in the "Eco" there were offgenic spices al-la medoviki for 10 UAH kilograms). In general, I pulled a kilo of strawberries to the workplace. Well, I’m accustomed to my colleagues slowly pulling the hood. I’m working with them, so forgive me. But yesterday the director came in again with another idea - and slowly tossed my spices. Okay I think. The secretary has already begun to chase them. However, she doesn’t matter what to go for, just organic)) This morning I’m still going to work – I’m already called, say, take more snacks. I am a nifiga, there is no money (and I know, I still have 200 grams hidden in my box). Well, I come today, I sit down for the job... the boss comes, took three pieces with the words "Don’t bring more! We have drugs forbidden!" I am - O_o. After five minutes, the secretary comes in and says, “Don’t bring them any more!” and find out how much is in the palm.
One straw remains. I am still to blame. ( by
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