One honourable old virgin who lived on the bank of the river complained to the police that a group of little boys swam in what the mother gave birth right under the windows of her house. The chief of the local police immediately sent one of his subordinates to the scene of the incident, and he urged the children to choose for their overly loose bathing some other place, away from the lady.H, it wasn’t three days, as an upset old maiden again appeared in the police station: it’s worth getting up on the roof of the house, armed with a good binoculum – and the young shameless are again visible as on the palms!"

(c) P. Vaclavik "How to become unhappy without outside help"