The essence of the game is that we have agreed with her that: I don’t shave until she’s shaved, she won’t shave me until I take her to the movie, I won’t take her to the movie until she’s shaved my pants, and she won’t shave my pants until I stop drinking beer, and I won’t stop eating beer until she gives me. And the most exciting thing about the prisoner is that she doesn’t want to give me (the unbrown and uncut with a bark) until I get rid of it and bind the bow.
So I sit, a week unbarred, bulky, 2 weeks no fucking with a living wife, but still scuco with principles

You are just a unique puppy.