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 25.02.2011
The younger sister was given a direction for the analysis of feces for some lamblia there. Condition - the stool must be warm. The laboratory is 18 kilometers away and works from 8 to 9. Analysis should be done within an hour after.
The sister went to the toilet around midnight and joyfully resorted to her mother:
C: Mom, I have gotten up! to wash?
M: Wash it
Q: So can I warm up in the pot and in the morning in the microwave?
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