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 01.03.2011
It was in 2008. We ourselves from Lithuania and traveled to Estonia with a company, since the Schengen area, there are no borders, but sometimes stop the patrol of the type of border guards, check the docks, passports and so on. We were already going back, there were some 5-10 km left to the border with Latvia, and there was a patrol.
Good morning, where we go, please allow the car for inspection and so on, the standard procedures say so for the former guards. And our friend, at this time in the cold drunk sleeped on the back seat, well, of course, he was asked to take out of the car :)
Well, generally speaking, this body lies on the grass on the sidelines, the boundaries look at the trunk and so on. The body stands up, swings, pulls out its dignity and begins to squeeze into bushes just two meters from the car. These are the eyes of O_O and the mega accent of orts "What is TAAACOE?". Sasha, having done his work to the end, turned and lay right where he was taken, and went to sleep. The boundaries are angry, say so and so, we will write out the fine now, we will quickly get rid of it, we will glue that a person's birthday is over. The Estonians quickly tell us to leave the territory of Estonia in 24 hours, and here Sasha raised only one eye gives the phrase: "What are we Estonians to drive 10km in 24 hours?" We all cried, and even the outsiders :))))
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