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 05.03.2011
The xxx:
There is a little boy doing miracles.

The Prehistory:
In many schools it is cold, where 8, where 14 degrees. In Taikina school, it was allowed to walk in top clothes and hats.

So he called in the mountain:
“I can’t tolerate onions and garlic, and my mom feeds me with them every day so I don’t get sick at school. I am constantly cold! Tell me, how can you assimilate material to five in such conditions, to remain an outstanding?! to
And at the end:
Is my call recorded?

My mother was called to the mountain.
Secondly, the boy’s school lessons were reduced.
Thirdly, in the tai chi school too, and they did not study at all for half a week.
Fourth, the boy’s teacher said:
Goddan, why did you do that? I should have discussed this in the class first.
- You will discuss with my uncle, who works at the FSB in Moscow, and here I have the right to demand compliance with the conditions of training.
Fifth, he is 9 years old.

The xxx:
I told the Thai. She is:
At school, we were told that the boy complained that his fingers were frozen.

The xxx:
Taika "this is a fanatic", tomorrow, probably, the whole school will know this story.
Gorono is gathering signatures to make him mayor.
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