verification
We have a neighbor in Dacia. His name is Andrew. A calm man, recently resigned in the rank of Colonel. told me.
Andrei’s life was coming to an end. He was sent to a remote garrison for inspection.
Just arrived in the part – the lieutenant officer runs, reports:
“Comrade Colonel, Lieutenant Lieutenant, the table is covered!”
Andrei - a light confusion - covered - himself and covered. I did not come here for lunch with a check-up. And eating, I don’t want to...
The lieutenant insists: “Comrade Colonel...”
Andrei misses “beyond the ears.”
“Liter” – again for its own: “Commodities...”
Andrei can’t stand and asks, “Lieutenant, why are you tied to your table? I came for a check!”
Now, astonishment appears in the eyes of the guard, says: "I was told in the headquarters - arrives with a check, Colonel - hungry, urgent.
to feed.”
Andrei: “Take it off, Lieutenant. I am indeed a checking lieutenant colonel, but my name is HUNGRY!”
The inspection went well...