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 06.03.2011
XX: Remember he’s all crucified, I love, say, I can’t live without you?
YYY: Well...
Well, I read him a sermon about the fact that you must love yourself and live like the last day.
YYY: Well you can, yes
So this fool after a week stopped smoking, drinking, went to the bar, took care of himself, started reading books. And a month later he sent me so poorly.
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