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 07.03.2011
and embarrassed.

My dad knows how to sneeze. He can only craft! My mom and I are already accustomed, and instead of "Be Healthy!" we have the first reaction to his cheek - Eptvuyamat! The reaction is completely involuntary, I would even say, reflexive, but fully corresponding to the state that we have at that moment. Well, not only do we have temporary deafness after such a sneezing, my daddy too! Therefore, he already hears "Be healthy!" which follows a little later, and never offends)))
Yesterday mom calls and just cries in the phone))) Daddy sneezed at work, in a closed office. And then, for half an hour, his boss ran through the hallway, shouting, “Who brought the dog to the office?”Q. Who has just laid a dog??" and
Dad is very proud!
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