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 15.03.2011
The subject of the graduation composition at the 1946 exam was strange. “If the Germans won?” Vitya P. strained all his imagination and scratched a pen. Unfortunately, there was some monstrous unimaginable list of nonsense. This could not have happened in Russia. In the end, the Germans did not win.

1st Industry in the country will remain virtually none, the occupants will be concerned only with pumping natural resources from our territories.
2nd Instead of the people's militiamen from the people will be policemen from the outskirts, they will be very many, and the people of them will be feared more than the bandits.
Three At every exit from the city, police will check those who are going to leave or come. Every resident will be required to register with the police at the place of residence.
4 is To maintain fear will create wild troops from the mountain peoples. From time to time they will attack the local population, rob and kill.
5 is The rulers will be recruited from especially ugly local residents. The children and wives of the rulers will live for safety abroad. And they themselves change here by the watchdog method.
6 is All know will only drive on black German cars with sirens.
Ordinary people during the passage will have to run to the side, waiting for them to pass.
7 is The most popular doctrine from general despair will eventually be fascism. Only the Russian.
8 is German goods will be considered the best and most desirable in Russia.
9 is The president will speak German much better than Russian.
10 is Instead of vodka, they will be advertising and selling beer everywhere.
of Germany.
11 is Those who fought against the Germans would receive money, and on holidays a scarce dry paek.
12 is The Russians killed in the war will be buried in common graves, only to mark some burial.
Thirteen Most of the country’s male population will pass through camps. To break the will to resist.
14 is Teachers and doctors in the occupied territories will receive a minimum of maintenance, only so that the population will be reduced and shrunk not very quickly.
15 is In the remote outskirts of Russia, such as Primorye, partisans may remain. They will attack the police, but the frightened population will help them with nothing.
16 is The roads will not be built, but the gasoline will be made more expensive, so that the people will sit in the houses.
17th Weapons to the people will be strictly forbidden to have, so that they will not suddenly revolt.
18 is For the life of the population will set up cheap barracks with low ceilings.
8 meters per person.
19 is The most hasty and smart will give the opportunity to leave and live abroad, this will be considered a great life success.
20 is The main enemy of Russia is America.

Vera Pavlovna long thought about the assessment. I bet 3 for good imagination.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1103/j110314;1.html
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