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 17.03.2011
X: He called me early in the morning. I started screaming in the bell - Good morning, wake up! I have been sitting with my girlfriend for a long time, drinking tea..."
xxx: Well, I woke up in response - "Aaaah, fuck up early in the morning?!and "
“Well, how could I know he was on the speaker – I wanted to show the girl, her mother and her brother, how funny I was.
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