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 18.03.2011
Recently, we had a "white beast" - a dog of the breed "Vestik". Very affectionate, but annoying - stick to everything, and until it lickes - it will not calm down. On the street, too, she sticks to everyone, her tail turns into a fan, she stands on her back legs and begins to jump. We taught her to touch the strangers, but not to show kindness is, apparently, above her strength.
Her husband usually walks with her. Yesterday he came back from a walk and whispered, “I love this dog!” He tells. They enter the elevator, and there is already a girl from our entrance. The girlfriend knows the beast, and knows that she loves to express her joy. He clamps to the wall of the elevator and cries:
“Do what you want, but don’t tear your socks.”

He still regrets not taking advantage of the offer.
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