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 22.03.2011
Death threat
In the restaurant of the House of the Actor one night at midnight there was a terrible fight: against a dozen overtaken everyday people stood... one person. But this man was the world champion, the great Soviet boxer of the 1960s Valery.
by Popenchenko. Therefore, the attackers flew away from him with a wind like kegls. And suddenly from a distant table arose the artist of the Taganka Theatre Ramses
Jabralov is thin, small, completely defenseless. Actually
Ramses was not going to take part in the fight: he just wanted to stop somehow these screams, poisoning him the legitimate three hundred grams after the show.
He hardly raised the healthy floor vase that stood in the corner and broke it on Popenchenko's head. He collapsed, like a choked, and the police who had just arrived carefully brought the ring master out of the square.
The next evening, an unusual tense atmosphere reigned in the restaurant: everyone was waiting for a breakdown. And indeed, around midnight he entered the hall.
Popenchenko with a shaken head. He looked around, found who he was looking for, and headed to the distant table.
Ramses stood up to meet him in all his almost childhood, stumbled with sad, black eyes in the champion's nose and in complete silence clearly said:
Next time I’ll kill her!
Popenchenko, from surprise, wandered, embraced Ramzes with his famous colouches, splashed onto the neighboring chair... and made friends with him until the end of his short life.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1103/o110321;1.html
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