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 27.03.2011
I recently went to the market.
The cold dog. The wet snow is falling and melting. In a row, between the two shelves, lies a dog. In front of his gloves. No one needs this gloves, but the dog does not know it and honestly protects it. So they would lie, but the shops are irritated by the fact that the dog whispers and buyers bypass this place away. Waiting for the guard. Just started approaching, as the dog got up, and revealed his teeth. He threatened him with a policeman.
The dog’s nose was threatening. The wool on the grit became a dew.
Your mother, you’re gone from here! A watchman walked.
In response, the dog laid his leg on the gloves and cried very cleverly.
The guard understood everything, advised the merchants to move to other shelves and dropped. The dog cried again.
There was no time for the grandmother to decide how to the place of the events approached a woman enveloped with bags. The dog jumped, turned and ran for his dog business.
Seeing the glove, the woman lifted it up and showed the public the second one.
Witnesses began to praise her smart and conscientious dog.
I don’t have any dogs,” said the surprised woman, and this is the first time I see her.
Well, what academic Pavlov will explain what prompted the homeless dog, risking his skin, to protect someone else’s thing!
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