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 27.03.2011
XXX: Listen, I was so scared! I have a program that takes a photo, finds faces there and makes them kind of portraits... funny, straight like faces from passports are obtained.
xxx: and here I see someone's completely unfamiliar face.. you throw, I know that the photo depicts me with a girlfriend, and here is the face of a guy, and there is still some dim and blue.
YYY: I am scared!! to
XXX: I write and I tremble myself! So here I go to see this picture in full size, in front of my eyes already stands the image of some blue guy behind the back, which can be seen only on the photos, as it happens in horror films... and here I understand that this shit (not a guy, the program.. the shit, rather) found the face of a guy on a T-shirt (!!)That hanged on the wall behind our backs and made a portrait of it!
The rabbit can stay!

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