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 31.03.2011
He is cool now.
by Alex :?? to
Mamont: You don’t know what? He bought a broken lamborghini in meat not on the go. In terms of money it turned out like two normal cars. He is cool now. He rotates in his hands the keys from the lamboo and shows everyone a PTS voucher. And he walks.
Mamont: Today to work pleased such came, jumping, the birth is joyful, says "hurra I bought the lighthouse. The right" Then he started asking for money in debt, the type lacks for life. He said, “That’s how the salary was before yesterday.” And he is like "I say, I bought a faro. The right"
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