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 04.04.2011
Conversation in the clinic. I came with the horke (not a frequent occurrence in our city) and the doctor (B) with the nurse (M) are interested in how this animal is contained at home:
Do you live in a cage?
I: No, he has my own, sleeps where he wants, climbs where he can and so on.
Q. Is it in the pot?
I – Yes, of course
A: Fige to myself, and I thought they were completely brainless all my life!
M: Okay, do you remember the rabbit?
A rabbit is not an animal at all, it is food!
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