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 05.04.2011
Kefiro: You know, I would in principle get married. Only on a normal grandmother, so that I came from work tired, sat at the computer in the office, because in the office not all had time, and she would not cry that I give her little time, and would make me coffee, kissed and went to bed.
Kefiro: I would get up early in the morning and make breakfast for us. It is delicious.
Kefiro: And when I was drunk, I would have eaten in the woods, Natalie Portman would have started to stick to me dirty, and I would have said to her, "Go out, prostitute, I'm married!"
Kefiro: Ideally, she would stick to my ear and say, “Listen, idiot, I’m your wife, go home, it’s too late.”
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