The original dojo? Everything has been invented before you.
A0 programmers decided to make the product,
One asked, “Where is the money?” and there were nine.
Nine programmers stood before the boss.
One of them did not know FoxPro, and there were eight left.
Eight programmers bought IBM.
One said, “Mark is better!” and there are seven.
7 programmers wanted help to read,
One has a screw, and there are six left.
Six programmers tried to understand the code.
One of them went crazy, and there were five.
Five programmers bought a CD-ROM
One brought the Chinese disc - the remaining four.
Four programmers worked on it.
One of them praised Pascal, and three remained.
3 programmers on the network played Doom,
One slightly stumbled, and the count became equal to two.
2 programmers have joined friendship: "win".
One is tired of waiting - there is only one left.
The programmer has taken everything under control.
But I met with the employer, and they remained 0.
0 programmers cheated the angry boss,
Then he fired one, and became their FF.

Published in the journal "Computer" No. 46 of November 17, 1997