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 09.04.2011
The Secret Pilot
On the weekend, I went with my family to a giant store for the MKAD. They ran for two hours and encountered a large crowd on one of the caravan paths. I climbed and saw: at the center of the events is a chic brunette in a short shirt and a controller in long red nails, and a huge helicopter is flying around her. The diameter of the screw under a meter and the bulbs blink.
There was an advertising stand nearby, say don’t be fools, buy our helicopters there and there.
Apparently there are a lot of beautiful girls in the world, people who know how to virtuously control helicopter models, even more, but when two in one - it really hits the brains, causing you to stop and shake your mouth, admire like a child.
What the beauty just did not do, even on the heads of young children planted a helicopter, it seems to be still in the air, but at the same time already stands on the head of the child, to the indescribable enthusiasm of the very "helicopter platform" and her parents. I would not risk, one inaccurate move and a helicopter could turn into a blender for a meat salad...
The girl was asked about the technical parameters, and whether it was easy to learn to drive so virtuously, she readily replied that it was easy, while the helicopter cut the piruettes high above our heads.
We pleased to roll out for at least half an hour, watching the unrealistic air show of the beauty, suddenly from behind someone hugged me off with a sharp elbow, but immediately with anxiety in the voice apologized... I turn and see a thin acne young man of twenty years. The guy is absolutely sweaty, although pressed out, he did not reduce the tense look from the helicopter, mimic helping the flight, and his hands were nervously ballooned in an open bag hanging on his neck.

There are no professions in the world, but I couldn’t imagine that there was a position – a secret pilot.
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