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 09.04.2011
Who talked about flowers?
I am a foreign student, I live only by scholarships and sub-works and for me even 250p is already money.
So, yesterday I went to the store to buy a rose to a girl... Five minutes later I went out there with a rose in a blanket and with the feeling that I was washed; three arrogant bodies that worked there diligently broadened on a bouquet and ascertained that I was not conducting, they struck me as they could and all this with sweet smiles.
A very romantic idea of the flowers - the higher the price, the stronger the feelings... and judging by their sincere enthusiastic whisper, especially from the dumb buffalo, who came there half an hour ago on the "cherochi" and bought 25 roses, although at the same time with difficulty binding four words in a sentence.
I wanted to give girls flowers... instead of romance, divorce and commerce.
I’m sorry, but I think many will agree.
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