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 10.04.2011
The store. Buyers are looking at a large diagonal plasma TV. For unconsecrated - unlike LCD, plasma has a persistent greenish shade of the screen in the unconsecrated state.

Buyer (P) - Well get out of the box.
The seller 1 gets along with the other seller 2...

P - and here green... like in other shops..
PR1 - yes, they were in the warehouse probably, greenered from mold to...
We don’t need green, the whole picture will be green!
PR2 - Do you want me to knock him? he might be violet.
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