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 11.04.2011
I sit at the dentist with my mouth open. The feeling is familiar to everyone – like on an electric chair.
Left-right chairs with the same misfortunes. The next chair is released. The doctor - an elderly gentle lady calls the sanitary's name and she, opening the door, shouts her out into the corridor.
A young man takes a dry old lady. Two doctors put her in a chair.
“Let’s open the mouth,” said the doctor, “how beautiful we are here. by
What are you complaining?
“The tooth is broken,” the grandmother replies, “and now the tongue is broken. to eat, and
Talking is painful.
As a tooth? The doctor is surprised. Is it not proteins?
Why do I have prosthetics when my parents are still good?
How old are you?
Eighty three, my daughter.
Go crazy out! The dentist is surprised, look here.
Calls colleagues, grandmother over eighty, and all teeth and whole.
Even some patients wanted to see the grandmother in the mouth.
When the audience split, the doctor took a tooth and asked:
How did you break a tooth in old age?
- AEHHI HYZLA - the old lady answers with her mouth wide open.
Even those who were crying from pain a minute ago.
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