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 13.04.2011
Vladimir: I watched the film "The Way of the Warrior". I will describe only one scene:
In the middle of the snowed plain of Chukotka is a house, next to it is a Chukcha samurai sitting and trading fish. A second chick approaches him and asks:
and why?
The merchant catches the frozen fish and instantly sticks into the eye of the passing person who falls and runs the knives. Only then will he answer:
and Halyava!
A harsh samurai burns the native plague with a gramophone, takes out the sword that is hidden in the snowmen's butt, goes to the shore of the frozen sea. What would you think? Suddenly, the sea breaks the ice and starts from an underwater position... there are no rockets, not even the Teutonic Knights, everything is much cooler! Right from there, morrowing ninjas with swords take off on Bethmen's flying coats and struggle. The captain is also struggling. They all strive towards each other. But unfortunately, the scene was cut off and did not reveal the theme of the ice fight on Chukotka between the ninja crowd and the steepest swordman.
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