I went to the news site, looking down to the news column. The Listing:

"In the world"
Two planes collided at Kennedy Airport in New York.
In the area of the Japanese nuclear power plant detected radioactive strontium
Former Foreign Minister: Libya could become Somalia’s second country
The President of the Czech Republic stole a pen during a visit to Chile!!!

That’s the world’s greatest scandal! – The world’s greatest scandal! This is not strontium, not war. The pen! and spore! In the Chile! And most importantly, idiot, it burned up somehow, that it was written about it in the news.