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 13.04.2011
XXX: Explain why when I and my friends decided to go for a walk to rest, said that I would be home at 11-12 o'clock at night and coming at 0.10 - then I can carry my whole brain. But if she gathered with her friends in the restaurant to sit down, she said it would be about 12, and returned about 3 nights, after a couple of clubs and with a binge as if she wasn't drinking, and in her bar arranged, in the morning she is upset that I don't give her sleep an interrogation?!?! to
YYY: female logic is dumb and merciless!!! mix with this.
XXX is not. I better did - under the windows of the perfume store, there the deck of the probes of the expensive men's odykalon was distributed (the breath is such that the smell of the open bottle is felt for 2 kilometers). I took one and all of her stuff in which she had dotted (even the cowards that were on her). You will be surprised when you wake up.)
YYY: Epic fail)))I think with female alcoholism in your home will be over.
XXX is indeed!

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