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 13.04.2011
On the website of state procurement placed the order of the Federal Service of Protection (FSO) for the purchase of marble bath from the collection Crono 2.0 at the cost of 336,492 rubles, writes the "Independent newspaper".

The publication emphasizes that the bath is purchased for official needs.

The bath should be white marble, 1900 mm long, 900 mm wide and 520 mm high. The product must be put together with chromium sludge or overflow and with a decorative panel. The capacity of the bath should be 310 liters.

The supplier is obliged to monitor the availability of "armature panel with holes for the blender art. 27.532.780.00 for 4 holes with hand shower Dorn Bracht MEM collection", cites the order edition.

Also necessary is a "pick-up chrome mixer art. 27.532.780.00 for 4 holes and hand shower Dorn Bracht MEM collection.

The auction for the purchase of the bath will be held on April 22.

"A curious detail: the bath should not be placed in the central office of the FSO, but in the village of Usovo of the Odintov region," the newspaper writes.

At the end of March, President Dmitry Medvedev said that the departments should reduce spending on public procurement by 15%.

Isn’t that shit guys? O_O
Source: http://bash.im
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