I bought furniture at IKEA. I started picking up a closet. Carefully dismantle all parts, screws, keys and instructions on the floor in the hall.
Here a friend visits, a former Sisadmin, but now changed his profession and sometimes craving for his previous life.
He enters the hall. Suddenly he instantly changes his face, as if he saw my wife naked, folds his hands at his chest and with incredible joy in his voice says:
The originals...
I’ve never been able to assemble this furniture so quickly.