Today I was crossing the road on a pedestrian crossing, and some idiot was flying on his rotting six with such a speed that I decided that I would definitely be fucking fucking if he didn’t stop. What was my surprise when this very "my shit" started to brake and stopped half a meter from the zebra, stepping his nose into the asphalt, as the left front wheel broke out along with the ball. He was still talking to me, but I did not hear.