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 23.04.2011
Headline on Yandex: UN Secretary General asked Medvedev to help with re-election.
I immediately remembered the joke:
" in the year 2013. Obama calls Medvedev:
- Dmitry, listen, I have elections soon, you could not help, so that it goes out, as you do in Russia, with a huge advantage to win.
and OK. There is no problem. There is such a Churov, appoint his voices to count - and there will be no problems.
Time passes, Medvedev looks at the news, learns that there are elections in the United States. I’ll call Churrov, I’ll find out what’s going on. He answered:
Dmitry Anatolyevich is working. Of course there are difficulties, of course the region is unknown, but we are applying all our efforts, and according to the latest results, United Russia has 65% of the votes.
Source: http://bash.im
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